It’s In My Genes That I Can’t Fit In My Jeans

A latest Reuters news story, “Brain scans of obese show hunger hormone at work”, at the link above, is now going to be my official excuse for always being on the “heavy” side. Love of red meats, chocolate, ice-cream, Pepsi-Cola, Pakistani mithais, and anything else that is supposedly bad for you but tastes great, is partly to blame. Lack of exercise is another.

Even owning exercise equipment did not work. It must be the machine designers’ fault. Over time I have bought enough exercise equipment. Fat good that did me. I even get physically tired just from trying to brush the dust off it.

But, no sweat. According to research, and who can argue with that (and why would I), we apparently have a gene that causes us to want to eat a lot. I am sure they will find the same gene is responsible for greed, gluttony, and tight jeans.

Laziness is surely blameable on a whole different set of genes. Thank God, it’s not been my fault all this time! I’m off to go buy a bigger size of jeans.

Author: IMRAN™

Imran Anwar, aka IMRAN™, founder of Internet email, co-founder of .PK ccTLD, pioneer of credit card industry in Pakistan, pioneer of the world's first moving map location-aware management & tracking platform EverTrac for objects and smart vehicles, is also a well-known media personality, writer, inventor, and music maker. Enjoy IMRAN's comments on topics of interest to everyone. From timely news to timeless movies, elections to electronics, cloud computing to strategic marketing, artificial intelligence to natural stupidity, and everything interesting in between. Hear his sometimes serious, sometimes tongue in cheek opinions, add your thoughts too!

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