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Using CVS App A Prescription For Invasion Of Privacy – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on August 2, 2017

Why is CVS Pharmacy trying to track #consumers’ #location even when we are not actually using their App? Sleazy invasion of #privacy and a #security risk! Shameful #UX design decision. Maybe the Federal Trade Commission can find out.

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Spectrum’s DialUp Age Service & Stone Age CRM – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on July 22, 2017

Spectrum‘s DialUp Age Service & Stone Age CRM – IMRAN™

I had to tweet about the “Moronic #UXdesign POS #UserExperience Spectrum. Dead service.Stupid phone menu identifies my account from callerID but doesn’t know what service I have!”

Even a caveman era CRM system would know I do not get any shitty service from Spectrum other than Internet, which is that lame asymmetrical 200/20.

Yet, their retarded CustomerService number (20 minutes to get a rep) lists through their various services I do NOT have to ask if I am calling about those. Retards.

Spectrum is shitty enough to make me give sleazy Frontier another chance for the symmetric speeds.

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Posted in Business, Cloud, Customer Service, Florida, Internet, Opinion, Technology, Telecom, User Experience, UX | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Driverless Cars Better Than Brainless Drivers – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on December 10, 2016

Michigan is about to approve cars without drivers or steering wheels on its roads. Some people will worry. But a driverless car is better than cars with moron drivers, especially the ones I see everywhere in the USA, but especially in Florida or in NY on the Long Island Expressway.

You know the types of drivers I am talking about. The ones with a genetic inability to turn their fat neck to look over their shoulder, the ones without a brain capable of processing moving over from the fast/passing lane, or the ones without a decent upbringing to know now to be @a$$#0¬3$ on the road.

At least driverless cars will signal when turning or changing lanes, not hog the passing lane like a fat stupid obnoxious pig, or drift between lanes while texting. And I am being polite. LOL

IMRAN™

Posted in Automobiles, Cars, Humor, Imran, Long Island, New York, Opinion, Safety, Society, Technology, Travel | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

That’s Not A Phone Ringer, It’s The Death Bell For WindowsPhone – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on August 18, 2016

Microsoft Windows smartphone sales collapse. Down 76%!” reports Computerworld.

That’s not a WindowsPhone ringing but death bell of Microsoft’s phone platform strategy that you do not hear, because when was the last time you heard a WindowsPhone ring except for the expensive product placements on TV shows and in movies? 

It was a mere $8-10 BILLION write off which destroyed the lives of tens of thousands of Nokia employees. Please stand by for a similar LinkedIn write off in 3 years for about $30 Billion. They could have cured Cancer or built 1000 hospitals worldwide with that money!

Imagine me, a MacOS lover from Day 1, working at Microsoft (in strategy / cloud / consulting though) for 3 years. Ironically, I was already sick and tired of the 200 years old iOS UI (user interface) that has STILL not changed since it launched, and the UXdesign (user experience getting worse) from Apple in EVERY area. 

So I was actually happy to see Microsoft’s WindowsPhone interface as one of the few things they did not steal from, I mean, copy from Apple, and something actually better. But, the problem was not the technology. It was, and likely still is, the people of Microsoft.

It is a company with MANY smart people who made so many stupid decisions again and again, but never learned. A most senior leader liked some ideas I had to build a WindowsPhone ecosystem. He connected me with an Indian guy (not Satya Nadella) who was the VP responsible for WindowsPhone app and ecosystem development. I wish I remembered his name now. 

On each proposed step I discussed, he laughed and said, “We are Microsoft, We do not need to do that.” And, “Developers are begging us to develop on our platform.”

I wish I could have recorded that conversation for entertainment value alone.

Imran Anwar

Posted in Apple, Digital, Engineering, Imran, Leadership, Lumia1020, Management, Marketing, Media, Microsoft, Opinion, Revenue, Strategy, Technology, Telecom, User Experience, UX, Windows, WindowsPhone | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

What Workloads Should Or Shouldn’t Move To The Cloud? – IMRAN

Posted by imrananwar on May 30, 2016

Posted in Cloud, Cloud Computing, Fortune 500, Imran, Imran Anwar, Innovation, Management, Opinion, Strategy, Technology | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

From “It Just Works” To “It May Still Work (After Apple Software Update)”! – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on May 22, 2016

Posted in Apple, Consumers, Customer Experience, Gadgets, Imran, Imran Anwar, Microsoft, Opinion, Quality, Technology, User Experience, Windows | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Anyone With Any Brains In The Dumb House At Bright House Networks? – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on May 18, 2016

Posted in Consumers, Customer Experience, Customer Service, Design, Imran, Imran Anwar, Online, Opinion, Servies, Technology, User Experience, UX | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

No Interest In Exploring This Frontier Of Lousy Internet Customer Service – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on May 9, 2016

Posted in Cablevision, Cloud Computing, Customer Service, Florida, Frontier, Imran, Imran Anwar, Internet, Long Island, Strategy, Tampa, Tampa Bay, Technology, Telecom, User Experience, UX, Verizon | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

UX Is Not Rocket Science But MacUpdate Makes It That Challenging – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on April 26, 2016

Posted in eCommerce, Imran, Imran Anwar, Online, Opinion, Payments, Technology, UX | Tagged: , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

i/Robot Vs i(Need3)Robot(s)! – IMRAN™

Posted by imrananwar on January 14, 2016

When the lapdog henchmen treasonous military officials under dead dog dictator General Zia had me arrested and court martial(ed) for being a student leader opposed to his CIA-backed, US-funded, fundamentalist-creating, government, I was among several people thrown in Kot Lakhpat Prison, in Lahore, Pakistan… of course after being beaten up quite well by 6 cops, sentenced ostensibly to 2 years hard labor without any defense allowed by some two-bit colonel in Summary Military Court (SMC37), shackled and thrown off a truck on reaching prison…the amazing thing was how my mind immediately started looking forward to making that a positive experience. I immediately decided I would request 3 things to be sent to me.

These would be sheets of paper and some pens so I could write a book (still not done since 1982 LOL), learn to play #music (with the ground breaking Casio VL-1) and, yes, a Rubik’s Cube so I could learn to solve it. In the decades since, I wrote a lot but did not actually publish a book, I made a music CD but did not actually learn to play piano or guitar, but one thing I did not even get to try much… the Cube.

Good thing I waited so long, as you can see from this video, when even a rudimentary robot can effortlessly solve it. Auto-Melody and Accompaniment & Tune programs already exist in music, making untalented people like me sound tolerable. Now all I have to do is wait for the one that will take all my writings, organize them and publish a couple of books for me. LOL

Imran Anwar

Posted in CIA, Democracy, Dictatorship, Freedom, Imran, Imran Anwar, Inspiration, Life, Music, Politics, Technology, Video, Writing | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

 
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